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51 Best Homework Excuses (Serious, Funny, Strict Teachers)

Homework. No one wants to do it. But no one wants to get in trouble either. So, here are some of the best homework excuses that are serious, funny, and might even work for strict teachers!

As a teacher myself, I’ve heard most of these excuses. I laughed at a few and rolled my eyes at most.

At the end of the day, you’re only going to get away with not doing homework if you’ve got a solid excuse and a bunch of evidence to back it up. Good luck!

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Cliché Homework Excuses

These are terrible homework excuses that, really, students should avoid. They might be fun to use, but most of them have been over-used. Your teacher won’t believe you unless you’ve brought some evidence along with you.

1. My Dog ate my Homework. Look, no one’s ever going to believe this one. Maybe avoid it unless you want to spend lunch time inside catching up.

2. My Computer Broke. This one’s more believable but it’s been over-used. Thanks to all the liars out there, this homework excuse is well and truly ruined.

3. My Mom Forgot It. Nothing like blaming your mother for your own failures. Most teachers would probably tell you to take a little personal responsibility and send you on your way.

4. The Internet was Out. As believable as any excuse, your teacher might tell you that you’d better buy yourself an old hardback encyclopedia.

5. My Grandma Died. Again. The oldest excuse in the book, I always ask for evidence of this. Some people seem to have 15 grandmas.

6. The Older Kids Took it off me and Tore it Up. Chances are, your teacher’s going to be very concerned by this. They might even escalate this to a disciplinary issue!

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Funny Homework Excuses

These ones might get a laugh out of your teacher and your classmates. But, you’re not likely to get out of trouble in the long run.

7. My Mother wanted to Display it on the Fridge. You might get a few laughs from your friends out of this one. But, your teacher is going to tell you to go home, take it off the fridge, and bring it to class!

8. The Police Confiscated it as Evidence. This one might make your teacher pause and wonder. Why is it confiscated? Is it so poorly written that the police consider it an outrage? Maybe your joke will deflect them from punishing you, though.

9. I was Abducted by Aliens and They took It. If your teacher believes this one, let me know. I’ve got some air guitars to sell them.

10. I sent it to you in the Post. In this day and age, you might have to tell your teacher they should wait a few months to it arrive. The postal service isn’t what it used to be.

11. My Dad mistook it for a Letter and Posted it to China. Funny, but clearly not true. Your teacher is going to ask one simple question: why is your dad sending letters to China?

12. I had to burn it in the Fireplace to keep myself Warm. Like Pablo Escobar burning cash, you’ve thrown caution to the wind and thrown your homework book into the fire because, well, if you didn’t, you wouldn’t have survived the freezing cold night.

13. It flew out the Window of the Car. Just picture it. You’re frantically doing your homework on the drive to school. Your dad winds down the window and – woosh – the homework’s gone for good. And class is in just 15 minutes!

14. I thought I’d do it Tomorrow because I’ll be Older and Wiser Then. A clever joke, but you’re probably going to be known as the class clown from that moment onwa rd!

15. I did my Work. It’s all Up Here in my Head. Be prepared for your teacher to give you a snap quiz on the spot if you’re bold enough to say you’ve got it all in your head! But, if you pull it off, maybe you’ll get away without too much trouble.

16. I didn’t do it because I didn’t want to add to your Workload. Sure, it sounds nice, but your teacher will see right through this cheeky response. But hey, when you’ve got nothing to lose it’s worth a try.

17. My Hand fell Asleep and I didn’t want to Wake It. Imagine you were trying so hard to do your homework and write down those answers. But, your hand just wouldn’t obey your command!

18. My Cat ate it knowing that I’d Blame the Dog. This one’s a funny twist on “my dog ate my homework” that might just get a laugh out of your teacher (and a little bit of leniency).

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Excuses For Strict Teachers

Okay, here’s where things get serious. If you’ve got a teacher who you know is going to be mad, you need to come into this with a plan. Usually, that means providing evidence to support your excuse.

19. I was Sick. And I have a Sick Note. Being sick (genuinely!) is one of the few reasons for not doing your homework that might actually work. You’re going to want to be able to present a note from your parent and maybe even a doctor.

20. My Mother or Father went to Hospital. And here’s the Sick Note. If your mom or dad is in hospital, chances are you’re going to get a free pass. Bring evidence, even if it’s a photo of dad in the hospital bed with tubes coming out of his nose!

21. My Computer Screen Broke. And here’s a Picture. I’ve actually gotten this one from students a few times and it really took me back. I thought: “is this legit, or is this image from 3 years ago?” A receipt from the computer repair store with a date on it is usually a better piece of evidence. But then again, why didn’t you go to the library?

22. The computer broke, but here are my hand-written notes. I’m usually pretty impressed by this excuse. Your computer broke, but you still made the effort to give the homework a go anyway. Great resilience!

23. The wi-fi didn’t work, but here are my hand-written notes. This excuse is very similar to the previous one. If you turn up with nothing and say the wi-fi broke, the teacher probably won’t accept that excuse. But if you actually tried to write some notes anyway, well done!

24. I wasn’t here when the work was assigned. This is an excellent homework excuse for strict teachers. It’s really quite legitimate. How were you supposed to know you had homework!?

25. I tried, but I didn’t understand the Instructions. This puts the onus back on the teacher. Why didn’t they provide clearer instructions? It’s usually a good idea to show some evidence that you at least gave it a go, though.

26. I volunteer at the soup kitchen on Monday Nights. Everyone loves a good Samaritan. If it gets you out of homework, well, that’s just the universe giving you good karma.

27. I’m so sorry. I thought it was right here in my Bag! This one helps show that it at least is a genuine mistake.

28. I had way too much Homework for my other Class. Follow this one up with “You should talk to that teacher about how their overbearing homework requirements are impacting your students!”

29. The Library was Closed and I don’t have Internet at Home. This one might get you a little more sympathy. The fact you don’t have internet at home means you’re not as privileged as many other kids, so your teacher might let you off lightly.

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Truthful Homework Excuses

30. I was too busy doing something more important. Your teacher is instantly going to say “what was more important than your education?” Don’t respond with “video games.”

31. My parents kept me really busy on the weekend. But I promise I’ll do it tonight. One thing I would say about this excuse is that you’re saying “Hey, take it up with my parents. I wanted to do some homework!” But, you’re also saying you’ve got a plan to get it done asap.

32. I was at football practice all night. Many teachers will still say “learning comes before sports” (which, as a teacher, I agree with). But, you’ve got a leg to stand on here. You don’t want to let your team down, which is fair.

33. I did my homework, but I left it at home. This excuse does show that you at least put the effort in. But, you failed at the finish line! Come to class tomorrow with the homework and you’ll win back some respect from your teacher.

34. I forgot I even had homework. Hey, it’s truthful. But you’re not going to get any sympathy for this one.

35. The computer didn’t break. It was the Printer this time! An excuse that’s almost as bad as “my computer broke”, the printer issues excuse at least needs some photographic evidence to back it up. And, why didn’t you email the homework to your teacher?

36. I had a Headache. Headaches are the worst. As a teacher myself, I’d probably have a little sympathy for this excuse if it’s a one-off. But, I’d expect my student to bring a note from the parent to corroborate the story.

37. The homework was far too Easy. This isn’t a good reason not to do homework. Your teacher is going to expect you to absolutely ace your next test.

38. My tutor accidentally took it home with them. Nothing like blaming your tutor for your own problems. As a teacher, I’d probably roll my eyes and tell you that you need to keep better track of your things.

39. I accidentally squished it in the bottom of my bag and now it’s got rotten apple juice all over it. This one’s funny to me because, well, as a kid this always used to happen to me. Rotten bananas were usually the culprit.

40. I spilled cereal all over it because I was doing it over breakfast. This sounds believable. I would tell my student the should at least show me the ruined homework as evidence. And, I’d also tell them that breakfast isn’t the best time to do your homework.

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Blame the Parents

41. My parents don’t believe in homework and won’t let me do it. There are some parents like this. If a student said this to me, I’d be on the phone to the parents. So, if you don’t want your teacher to call your parents, don’t use this excuse.

42. My mother said band practice was more important. It’s really hard for teachers to argue with parents via the student. But in my experience the teacher usually responds with: “you need to have better organization skills to get all of these things done in your own time!”

43. I help my father at work on a Tuesday afternoon. I just can’t get it done on Tuesdays. Once again, the teacher is likely going to tell you to have more organization skills. But, you might occasionally get an extension out of this. Especially if you let the teacher know in advance.

44. My father looked at it, said it was outrageous government indoctrination, and told me not to do it. While I think this is hilarious, it’s also something that happens a lot these days. Why is this world so divided? Science isn’t controversial, people!

45. My mother was looking over my homework and forgot to give it back to me. Okay, time for me to put my teacher voice on: “She didn’t forget to give it back to you. You forgot to ask for it back.”

46. My mother threw it in the trash. This must have been frustrating to you! A teacher with a quick wit will respond: “it shouldn’t have looked like trash then. You must have done a bad job!” Or, a more serious teacher might just tell you that you need to be more organized net time.

Blame the Teachers

47. You give too much Homework. There are plenty of people out there in this world who think teachers do give too much homework. They believe it’s not fair and it’s preventing children from leading a balanced and healthy life.

48. Your instructions are impossible to understand. This one really puts the pressure back on the teacher because you’re basically telling them that they’re bad at their job.

49. This was way too hard for me. You need to give me more guidance. Sometimes, it’s true, teachers do assign homework that’s way too hard. You do need to be resourceful and find ways to learn yourself. But at the same time, the teacher really should know better.

50. The homework is too easy. It’s a complete waste of my time. Assigning homework is like playing Goldilocks. It can’t be too hard, can’t be too easy.

51. Between you and all my other teachers, you’re assigning hours of homework every night. You all need to get together and resolve this. This one’s surely going to set a cat amongst the pigeons. The teachers are going to talk about this at their next staff meeting. But, they might coordinate and come back at you as a united front!

FAQ: How to Get Out of Doing Homework?

The best ways to get out of doing homework are to:

• Let the teacher know in advance that you won’t be able to do it. Teachers respond better when you give them an excuse before time, not after.
• Bring evidence of why you didn’t do it. If you want your teacher to truly believe your excuse, you need evidence. This can be notes, photos, receipts, or anything else proving your story is true.

Really, the best way to avoid any issues is to just do the homework in the first place. But if you’re reading this article, chances are the horses have left the stable. You’re at a stage where you’ve got to come up with an excuse because in 10 minutes your teacher is going to be asking you why you haven’t done anything!

Well, good luck with that! I hope you don’t get into too much trouble, but I also hope you learn that next time the best solution is to just get that homework done in advance.

Chris Drew (PhD)

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Homework Puns

A list of puns related to "Homework"

Their teacher said it was a piece of cake.

"Well, at least you could try."

Kid: "Yeah, my dog ate it. How'd you know dogs were my best interest?"

Now we're waiting to see if she passes algebra.

No problem!

Him: "Reasons that doing research underwater can be difficult include..."

Me (from my office): "the paper will get too wet!"

Him: "UGH!" stops and restarts recording

So we did it squid pro quo

Because Andrew is a lot shorter than Andrawing

"Don't give a damn about your cold calculation."

... Apparently it's quite common in five out of every four homes.

“Good” he said, “because I’m counting on you”.

Me: step 1, buy a boat.

Just happened. Not an official dad yet but she’s 6 months pregnant. Got to get the practice in while I can.

"Well, to be perfectly honest, it did take him a couple bytes."

I said “war, ore, door”

It always tastes like paper.

But since we’re all in quarantine all work is homework

Cuz the teacher told them it was a piece of cake day.

It's me, father, I replied.

It was a stroke of good luck

It's pointless.

I said, “HIJKLMNO.”

He asked, “What're you talking about?!”

I responded, “Well, it’s H to O!”

He asked "Do you know anything about Pavlov's dog or Schrodinger's cat?"

It rang a bell, but I don't know if I knew anything or not.

I said, it's a periodic table. You cant use it right now.

It was wrong on so many levels

She said, “I can’t even write now.”

Sci Comp Professor: your dog ate your coding assignment?

Me: It took him a couple of bytes.

(Saw this on r/puns)

I said, “He was a poor boy, from a poor family...”

The eye roll indicated my job there was done.

He was wrong on so many levels.

Replacing light bulbs, replacing the air filter, repainting that one wall, etc

It would be a piece of cake!

Son: Dad, where's the Andes? Dad: At the end of your armies!

And to this day he’s never amounted to anything.

Me: "What is a cow's favorite elementary particle?" Her: "..." Me: "A Muon" Her: "Get out."

Because the teacher said it’s a piece of cake!

The teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake

When he doubted me, I said, "Well, it took him a couple of bytes."

Because his teacher told him it's a piece of cake.

It took him a couple of bytes

"No son, it wouldn't be right."

Because the math teacher said it was a piece of PI!

Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake

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Homework Jokes

We’re sorry. this joke list was supposed to be twice as long but our dog ate half of it. honest if you hate homework as much as we do, then this list of hilarious homework jokes is for you.

So if you’re reading these jokes instead of doing your Maths homework then you might need some more to stop you doing your History homework too. Try these 20 Delicious Pi Jokes for Maths Fans! or even these 16 History Jokes Which Are Older Than Your Pants . If you are reading this and you’re a teacher, don’t worry. The Beano doesn’t just laugh at the mere idea of homework. We also have some educational (yet funny) fact pages too. Check out our 30 Amazing Facts About Space and the Universe to marvel at our brainy writing skills!

What’s Hermione Granger’s favourite homework?

My teacher say’s I didn’t do my Ancient Roman homework?

That’s his story!

My science teacher is always saying I haven’t done my homework!

We just lack chemistry!

I ripped up my homework.

It was tearable.

Why didn’t the kid do their cooking homework?

They didn't have enough thyme!

Little Brother: I am learning about numbers for homework!

Big Brother: What are the odds?

My teachers told me off for something I didn’t do!

My homework.

Kid: Dad, can you help me with my homework? Dad: No, son. It just wouldn't be right.

Kid: I know, but will you try it anyway?

My teacher’s the best…

She puts kisses all over my homework!

Why did Vladamir Putin finish his homework so fast?

Because he was Russian.

Father: When Winston Churchill was your age he did homework by candlelight.

Son: When Winston Churchill was your age he was Prime Minister!

I got a paper cut from my Statistics homework.

What are the odds?

Teacher: Where is your homework?

Clever Kid: I lost it fighting someone who said you weren’t the best teacher in school!

They teacher left a note on my homework but signed it with the wrong name…

I think they're mass-grading as someone else!

Why was the girl’s A+ homework covered in feathers?

She’d hired a mathmachicken!

For my art homework I had to write about Salvadore Dali...

I tried, but my pen turned into a giraffe and my desk melted.

Kid: My dog ate my homework… Teacher: It was a computer science assignment!

Kid: He took quite a few bytes!

Teacher: Did your Dad help you with your homework?

Kid: No, he did it all by himself!

My friend asked to use my fingers to help him with his Maths homework…

He should stop counting on me!

My homework was to cook something. I said I'd bake dog biscuits! No idea how too but…

There’s a great excuse when i don't hand in my homework.

Why was the algebra homework so sad?

It had a lot of problems!

What did they sandwich say when they forgot their homework?

What did the bacon do after school?

Their ham-work!

Why did the student eat their homework? 

Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!

What happened when the tomato fell behind on his homework?

He had to ketchup!

Why did the boy eat his homework?

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17 Homework Memes That Tell It Like It Is

Because the only one that really likes homework is the dog.

Homework—love it or hate it, it’s a universal experience for most teachers (and students). And while both sides of the homework debate have merit, why not just accept it and have a good laugh? Here, 17 of our favorite homework memes.

1. Dang, they’re on to us.

2. Pulling. Hair. Out.

3. Life is hard.

4. Listen to Yoda.

5. The REAL reason teachers give homework.

6. Can I get a witness?

7. Homework as dirty word?

8. Making a clean getaway.

9. Teacher reality.

10. Oh yeah, we know that look.

11. Help me understand.

12. If they ask me one more time…

13. Another teacher reality.

14. Umm, umm, umm.

15. Parenting reality.

16. Say what?!?

17. It’s not my fault, really.

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180 Jokes for the Classroom

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• August 31, 2021
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Knock, Knock!?  (Who’s there?)  Jokes!  (Jokes who?)  180 JOKES FOR THE CLASSROOM THAT’S WHO!

Alright, so I promise the following 180 jokes are WAY BETTER than that.  I mean, would you even call that a joke?  I digress…  so where did this idea come from to compile this major list of jokes?  Teaching during the pandemic. I was teaching completely virtual for almost the entire school year.  I had to find a way to motivate my students and keep them engaged and smiling when they signed on every morning.  What better way than to have an entire “joke month” with a joke of the day.  We called it “Joke January!”

I created google slides with my jokes and Bitmoji characters in various funny positions.  Also, to make it even more engaging and exciting I had a student assigned each day to tell a joke as well!  I even made a point to include several of their jokes within this list!  My plan for this upcoming school year is to do an entire year’s worth of jokes!

Here is my plan for the upcoming school year: When the jokes are presented to my students on the slide,  I will provide time for students to read the joke on their own first.  Some days I have them pair and share what they think the answer may be.  Or, I will complete it whole group with several students taking guesses before providing the answer.  I hope this will start the day with a smile!

A huge thank you to several of my former students for some of these hilarious jokes!  Also, a big thank you to the Teaching Trailblazers in our Fearless Kindergarten Facebook Group , Fearless First Grade Facebook Group , and Fearless Second Grade Facebook Group for funny jokes in the classroom!   Sit back, relax and enjoy these 180 Jokes for the Classroom!  I can’t stop laughing at the Cow and Dinosaur sections!

1 – Which school supply is the king of the classroom?

          The ruler

2 – What runs around the yard (or playground) all day, but never gets tired?

          The fence.     ~ Peggy H. 

3 – Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?

          her students were so bright.     ~ anita c. .

4 – What is a snake’s favorite subject?

         Hisssssstory

Joke 5 – Why did the crayon cry?

         He was feeling blue.

6 – Where do pencils go on vacation?

         Pennsylvania     ~ Carrie B. 

7 – Why did the dog do so well in school?

         Because he was the teacher’s pet! 

8 – Why did the kid cross the playground?

          to get to the other slide..

9 – How do bee parents send their little bees to school?

          They go by school buzz.

Joke 10 – Why was the broom late for school?

          It overswept!

Even MORE School Jokes

11 – How do you get Pikachu on the bus? 

          You Poke-e-mon (poke him on).     ~ Cherie M. 

12 – What do elves do after school?

          GNOME-work

13 – What is a cat’s favorite color crayon?

          ”Purr”ple

14 – I just can’t remember all the letters of the alphabet…

           i don’t know why     ~ steve t. .

Joke 15 – What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

          The alpha-BAT.

16 – What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?

          A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!”

17 – What did the paper say to the pencil?  

          You have a good point!     ~Serina W. 

18 – Why was the music teacher stuck outside his classroom?

          Because his keys were on the piano!

19 – What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

          Supplies!

Joke 20 – Why did the students eat their homework?

          because the teacher told them that it was a piece of cake..

21 – Did I tell you the joke about the broken pencil?

          Response: no

          Well, there’s no point.     ~ Serina W. 

22 – What are ten things you can always count on?

          Your fingers!

23 – What do you call a hen who counts her own eggs?

          A mathemachicken.        ~ Kelly R.

24 – What did the circle say to the triangle?

          i don’t see your point..

Joke 25 – What was the banker’s favorite player on the football team?

          The quarterback.

26 – What did 50 do when she got hungry?

          58     ~ Anna W. 

27 – Why is a math book always unhappy?

          Because it always has lots of problems.

28 – What is a mathematician’s favorite day of the week? 

          Tuesday, because it has a “number” in it. TWOsday.     ~ Letitia B. 

29 – How do you make seven an even number?

          by removing the ‘s’.

Joke 30 – When is it time to go to the dentist?

          Two-thirty! (Tooth-hurty).     ~ Julie B. 

31 – What has hands but can’t clap?

          A clock!

32 – Why is 6 afraid of 7? 

          Because 7-8(ate)-9     ~ Tenna T.

33 – There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. 

          Only a fraction of you will get this.

34 – What did the 0 say to the 8? 

          Nice belt!     ~ Sherie T.  

Joke 35 – Which tool do you use for math?

          multipliers.

36 – What happened when 50 ran a race?

          51     ~ Anna W. 

37 – What did one penny say to the other penny? 

          We make cents!  

38 – What do you call an empty parrot cage?           A polygon.

39 – What’s a tornado’s favorite game to play?

          Twister. 

Joke 40 – What does the cloud put on before the storm? 

          Thunderpants.     ~ Michele J. 

41 – Why is the moon like a dollar?

          Because it has four quarters

42 – How does a scientist freshen his breath?

          with experi-mints.

43 – What kind of flower grows between your nose and your chin?

          Two lips     ~ Candice W. 

44 – Which planet is the noisiest?

          Saturn, because it has so many rings!

Joke 45 – What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? 

          A neck-terine     ~ Sandy P.

46 – What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?

          spelling.

47 – What is a ghost’s favorite pie?

          Boo berry pie     ~ Peggy H. 

48 – What do Italian ghosts have for dinner?

          Spook-hetti!

49 – Where do monsters get an education?

          In ghoul school!

Thanksgiving 

Joke 50 – why did the turkey join a band,           so he could use his drumsticks.

51 – If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring? 

          Pilgrims!     ~ Judy R. 

Winter/Christmas

52 – What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

          I smell carrots.     ~ Deborah P. 

53 – What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?

          Frostbite

54 – What do elves learn in school?

          the elf-abet.

Joke 55 – What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt?           Snow

56 – What type of Mexican food do snowmen like?

         Brrrrrr-itos!

57 – What is a snowman’s favorite drink?

          Ice Tea

58 – What treat should you make for the Snowman Holiday Party?

          Ice Krispy Treats

59 – What do they sell at McDonald’s at the North Pole?

          brrrrrrr-gers  .

Joke 60 – What does Santa do at football games?

          He gives a little cheer!

Valentine’s Day

61 – What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day? 

          Cauliflower

62 – What do you call two birds in love? 

          Tweet-hearts

63 – What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day?

          let me count the ways i love you..

64 – What is a frog’s favorite drink? 

          Croak-a-cola.     ~ Jennifer M. 

Joke 65 – What do you give a sick lemon?

          Lemon-aid.

66 – What do you call a sad strawberry?

          A blueberry

67 – Why did the banana go to the Doctor?

          Because it wasn’t peeling well!

68 – What do you call a fake noodle?

          an im-pasta     ~ heather g. .

69 – Why did the banana go to the hospital?

          He was peeling really bad.

Joke 70 – What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

          Fry-day

71 – What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?

          Nacho cheese!     ~ Callea J. 

72 – Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?

          Because it lost its filling!

73 – What do you call a bear with no teeth? 

          A gummy bear!     ~ Susan R. 

74 – Why do eggs hate jokes?

          because they crack up..

Joke 75 – What are twins’ favorite fruit?

          Pears

76 – What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?

          Patty!

77 – Why did the cookie go to the doctor? 

          Because he felt “crumby”     ~ Nicole O. 

78 – When potatoes have babies, what are they called?

          Tator Tots 

79 – Where do hamburgers go to dance?

          They go to the meat-ball!

Joke 80 – Why did the elephant cross the road?

          Because it was the chicken’s day off

81 – What do a car and an elephant have in common?

          they both have trunks..

82 – What color of socks do bears wear? 

          They don’t wear socks… they have bear feet (bare feet)!     ~ Jenny D. 

83 – How does a penguin build a house?

          Igloos it together!     ~ GiAnna D. 

84 – Two giraffes run a race. 

          They are neck and neck.     ~ Rachel W. 

Joke 85 – What’s the best day for monkey business?

          The first of Ape-ril!

86 – What do you call bears with no ears?

          b .

87 – What nickname do you keep for a monkey selling potato chips?

          You can call them a chipmunk!

88 – Why can’t a cheetah play hide and seek?

          Because he’s always spotted

89 – What did the buffalo say when his son went to school?

          Bison!

Joke 90 – What do you call a camel with no humps? 

          Humphrey     ~ Marion L. 

91 – What do monkey cooks wear when they are working in the kitchen?

          They wear the Ape-rons

92 – What do you call an alligator in a vest?

          an investigator.

93 – What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?

          A slowpoke.

94 – Which animal cheats in the exams?

          CHEATah     ~ Jaxon W.

Joke 95 – Which animal is white, black, and red all over the body?

          A little sunburnt penguin!

96 – What movies do pandas enjoy watching the most?

          They love watching the old movies because the movies are black and white!

Farm Animals

97 – What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music?

          Hip-hop.

98 – What did the duck say after she bought Chapstick? 

          put it on my bill     ~ marcia g. .

99 – What do you call a horse that lives next door?

          Neigh-bor!

Joke 100 – What’s a frog’s favorite game?

          Hopscotch

101 – Why did the bee get married?? 

          He found his honey!     ~ Stacy P. 

102 – How do you get a mouse to smile?

          Say cheese!

103 – What’s the smartest insect around?

          The spelling bee.

104 -What do pigs get when they’re sick? 

Joke 105 – Where do sheep get a haircut?

          at the baa-baa shop, more animal jokes.

106 – What type of dog loves going to the groomer?

          A shampoodle

107 – What did the duck say to the clown?

          You quack me up

108 – What did one firefly say to the other?

          You glow, girl!

109 – What is a cat’s most favorite magazine?

          It is a CAT-alogue.

Joke 110 – Why couldn’t the pony sing in the choir?

          Because she was a little horse

111 – Where do dogs park their cars?

          in a barking lot..

112 – What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

          A labracadabrador.

113 – What do you call a pig that does karate?

          A pork chop

114 – There are ten cats standing on a boat. One cat jumps off the boat, how many more cats are left?

          None, because the cats were all copy cats

Joke 115 – What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme?

          Three Blind Mice

116 – What did the cat say when someone stepped on its tail?

          me-ow.

117 – Why are frogs always so happy?

          They eat whatever bugs them.

118 – What do you call a cow with no legs? 

          Ground beef.     ~ Julie M. 

119 – What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

          A milkshake!     ~ Isaac G. 

Joke 120 – Where do cows go on the weekend?

          to the moo-vies.

121 – How can you tell which cow is the best dancer?

          You can select the cow that has the best “mooooooooves”!

122 – What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

          A lawn moo-er!

123 – What does the secret agent cow say to the other agent cow before a mission?

          He says, “Are you going ‘udder cover’?”

124 – Why did the cow cross the road?

          To get to the udder side!

Joke 125 – What do you call a sleeping cow?           A bulldozer!

126 – What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

          A Stega-SNORE-us!  

127 – What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

          Dino-SNORE     ~ Ila C. 

128 – What do you call a blind dinosaur?

          do-you-think-he-saur-us.

129 – What dinosaur should never drive a car? 

          Tyrannosaurus Wrecks!     ~ Miranda T. 

Joke 130 – When dinosaurs keep scoring touchdowns, what does its team get?

          The team will keep getting dino-scores! 

131 – When building a house, what tool do dinosaurs use the most?

          They frequently use a dino-saw

132 – What animal will you get if you combine a dog and a dino?

          you will get a dog-a-sore.

133 – How does the solar system throw a party? 

          THEY PLANET     ~ Tanner P. 

134 – Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?

          So he could visit Pluto!

Joke 135 – Where do astronauts keep their wallets?

          In air-pockets   

136 – What dance steps can cows do on the moon?

          the moooooooon walk.

137 – How did the cow jump over the moon?

          They followed the milky way. 

138 – When do student astronauts eat?

          During launch time!

Knock, Knock Jokes 

139 – Knock, knock. 

Who’s there? 

You’re welcome!

Joke 140 – Knock knock?

Who’s there?

Ummm…Orange who?

Orange you glad you’re in this class!     ~ Kathy S. 

141 – Knock, knock. 

Cows go who , no, silly, cows go moo.

142 – Knock knock.

Cleopatra. 

Cleopatra who? 

The queen of denial.     ~ Kristin P. 

143 – Knock, knock.

Car go… Vroom vroom!

144 – Knock-knock.

Justin who?

Oh, Justin time for a spelling test! 

Joke 145 – Knock knock

Smell mop who, ( you’ll get it if you say it out loud)     ~ marv s..

146 – What do you call a fish with no eye?

          A fsh

147 – Why are fish so smart?

          Because they are always in a school.

148 – What did the ocean say to the beach?

          Nothing, it just waved

149 – What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

          you get a swimming trunk.

Joke 150 – What sharks always end up working in the construction site?

          Hammerhead sharks work there because they are the most useful one!

151 – How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh out loud?

          Ten-tickles!

152 – How can you tell the ocean is friendly?

          It waves!

153 – Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea?

          to go with the jellyfish .

154 – What did they call the girl born at the beach?

          Sandy

Joke 155 – What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?

          A title wave

156 – Have you heard about the new pirate movie?

          It’s rated Arrrrrrrrrrr.     ~ Julie B. 

          Because they spend a lot of time at C.

158 – What did the Lego pirate say when he lost his leg? 

          Where did my Lego leg go?     ~ Brenda W. 

159 – How did the pirate get his flag so cheaply?

          he bought it on sail..

Joke 160 – How much do pirates pay for body parts? 

          A buck an ear     ~ Chanda T. 

161 – What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

          Aye matey!

Miscellaneous 

162 – Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

          Because it got stuck in the crack!     ~ Amanda B. 

163 – What did the drummer name his twins? 

          anna one,           anna two     ~ kendra j. .

164 – What kind of tree fits in your hand?

          A palm tree

Joke 165 – Why did the computer sneeze?

          It had a virus.

166 – What has four wheels and flies?

          A garbage truck

167 – How do you make a tissue dance?

          Put a little “boogie” in it.     ~ Lisa K. 

168 – Why did the soccer player take so long to eat dinner?

          he thought he couldn’t use his hands.

169 – Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? 

          In case he got a hole in one.     ~ Sheryl F. 

Joke 170 – What’s the loudest pet you can get?

          A trumpet!

Wait…There’s MORE!

171 – Why is dark spelled with a K and not a C?

          Because you can’t see in the dark.

172 – Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

          Because she will Let It Go!     ~ Sue B. 

173 – What do you call a happy cowboy? 

          A jolly rancher.

174 – Why did the kids put sugar on their pillows?

          They wanted to have sweet dreams!     ~ Jenny D. 

Joke 175 – Why did the policeman go to the baseball game?

          He’d heard that someone had stolen a base!

176 – What kind of shoes do all spies wear?

          sneak-ers..

177 – Where did the king keep his armies? 

          In his sleevies.     ~ Mary B. 

178 – What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

          A tube-a toothpaste.

179 – What did the little corn say to the mama corn?

          Where’s pop-corn?

Joke 180 – Why can’t you ever tell a joke around glass?           It could crack up.

So I hope, now that you read 180 Jokes for School, that your cheeks don’t hurt too much from laughing/smiling!  OR, more so, I really hope you didn’t roll your eyes too much!  What were some of your favorites on this list?  Do you think you are going to be like me and have a joke of the day this upcoming school year?   Let us know in the comments below!   Even better, add your own jokes below too!   Keep laughing and keep smiling!

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Why was the geometry book so adorable? Because it had  acute angles.

Okay...I admit that was corny, but we all know math isn’t always the most exciting subject to teach. That means you have to find strategies to make lessons fun, like gamification in the classroom ,  math puzzles or — in this case — math jokes that will lighten the mood and brighten the vibe in your classroom.

And besides, the best math jokes can actually help teach concepts from math lessons. Just think of the possibilities: Students can use these jokes as devices to remember how to solve different math problems!

Here are 101 math jokes for kids to make your lessons more fun. 

Geometry jokes

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• I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday.  I think he must be plotting something.
• What did the triangle say to the circle?  “You’re pointless.”

What did the triangle say to the circle? #MathPun #Punday pic.twitter.com/aXL4uQ68eE — Children's Choice (@CCPedDent) October 26, 2015

• How does a mathematician plow fields?  With a pro-tractor.
• What’s a math teacher’s favorite kind of tree?  Geometry.
• Parallel lines have so much in common …  It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
• What do you call more than one L?  A parallel!
• Why wasn’t the geometry teacher at school?  Because she sprained her angle.
• I had an argument with a 90° angle.  It turns out it was right.
• Did you hear about the over-educated circle?  It has 360°!
• What shape is usually waiting for you inside a Starbucks?  A line.
• Why doesn’t anybody talk to circles?  Because there’s no point.
• Why was the obtuse triangle always upset?  Because it’s never right.
• What do geometry teachers have decorating their floor?  Area rugs!
• What do mathematicians do after a snowstorm?  Make snow angles!
• Why did the mathematician spill all of his food in the oven?  The directions said, “Put it in the oven at 180°”.
• Why was math class so long?  The teacher kept going off on a tangent.

Multiplication and division jokes

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• Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor?  The teacher told him not to use tables.
• Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?  He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
• How do you solve any equation?  Multiply both sides by zero.
• Which tables do you not have to learn?  Dinner tables!
• Surgeon: Nurse, I have so many patients. Who do I work on first?  Nurse: Simple, follow the order of operations.
• I met a math teacher who had 12 children.  She really knows how to multiply!
• Why was the student confused when he went from English class to math class?  Because he was taught that a double negative in English is bad, but in math, it’s a positive.
• What tool is best suited for math?  Multi-pliers.
• Why was Mr. Gilson’s class so noisy?  He liked to practice gong division!
• Why did the girl wear glasses during math class?  It improved di-vision.
• A father noticed his son was sad coming home from school one day.  “What’s wrong?” The father asked. “I really don’t like long division,” the son answered, “I always feel bad for the remainders.”
• What’s a swimmer's favorite kind of math?  Dive-ision!
• Do you know what seems odd to me?  Numbers that aren’t divisible by two.

Counting jokes

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• Do you know what’s odd?  Every other number!
• Why was six afraid of seven?  Because seven, eight, nine!
• A talking sheepdog rounds up all the sheep into the pen for his farmer. He comes back and says, “Okay, Chief — all 40 sheep accounted for”.  The farmer says, “But I’ve counted them and I’ve only got 36!” The sheepdog replies, “I know, but I rounded them up.”
• I hired an odd man to do eight jobs for me.  When I got back, he’d only done jobs one, three, five, and seven.
• What are ten things you can always count on?  Your fingers.
• Are monsters good at math?  Not unless you Count Dracula.

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• There are three kinds of people in this world.  Those who can count and those who can’t.
• Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?  Because it had more cents!
• What did the spelling book say to the math book?  “I know I can count on you!”
• Why do teenagers always travel in groups of three, five, or seven?  Because they can’t even!
• What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?  A friend you can count on.
• Why did the two fours skip lunch?  They already eight!
• How do you make seven an even number?  Remove the S.

Fraction jokes

• Which king loved fractions?  Henry the ⅛.
• There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator…  But only a fraction would understand.
• How are a dollar and the moon similar?  They both have four quarters!
• Why did ⅕ go to the masseuse?  Because it was two-tenths!
• How do we know the fractions, x/c, y/c, and z/c, are all in Europe?  They’re all over c’s!

Statistics jokes

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• Have you heard the one about the statistician?  Probably.
• A statistician got soaking wet trying to cross a river.  He thought he could cross, because it was one-foot deep on average.
• Why did the student get upset when her teacher called her average?  It was a ‘mean’ thing to say.
• There was a statistics teacher who would always accelerate hard when driving through intersections and then slow down after passing through. One day he drove a colleague to work who was noticeably uncomfortable at his driving.  The colleague asked, “Why do you always drive so fast through intersections?” To which the statistics teacher responded, “Well, statistically speaking, you’re more likely to have an accident in an intersection, so I make sure to get through them as fast as possible!”
• A statistics professor and a math professor worked together on a cookbook.  They called it “Pi A La Mode”.
• A mathematician sees three people go into a building. Later she sees four people leave. When she is asked how many people are in the building she replies, “Well, if one person enters the house it’ll be empty.”
• Why is statistics never anyone’s favorite subject?  It’s just average.

• Why did Pi get its driver’s license revoked?  Because it didn’t know when to stop.
• You should never start a conversation with Pi.  It’ll just go on and on forever.

• What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?  Pumpkin Pi.
• Mathematician: πr2(Pi r squared).  Baker: No! Pies are round and cakes are square!
• Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur’s table?  Sir Cumference. How did he get so round? He ate too many π’s.
• What’s the official animal of Pi day?  The Pi-thon!

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• What do you call two friends who love math?  Algebros.
• In the expression x3, what do you call 3?  An x-ponent
• In the expression 𝑦2, what do you call the 2? A 𝑦-ponent.
• Do you know why seven eight nine?  Because you’re supposed to eat three squared meals a day!
• Why did the boy refuse to drink the water with eight ice cubes in it?  Because it’s too cubed!
• Why do atheists have trouble with exponents?  They don’t believe in higher powers!
• Teacher: What is 2n plus 2n?  Student: I’m not sure. That sounds 4n to me.
• Why do plants hate math?  Because it gives them square roots.
• Why does algebra make you a better dancer?  Because you can use the algo-rhythm!

Math pun jokes

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• Why was the math book so sad?  Because it had so many problems.
• What is a bird’s favorite type of math?  Owl-gebra.
• Which snakes are good at math?  Adders.
• Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?  Because then it would be a foot.
• Who’s the king of the pencil case?  The ruler.
• A student asked their teacher if they would have any problems on the upcoming test.  The teacher replied, “I think you’ll have lots of problems on the test.”
• It’s always a good idea to bring a mathematician camping.  They come prepared with a pair of axis.
• What shape do you always have to be careful of?  A trap-azoid!
• I don’t get the point of decimals.  I’m more partial to fractions.
• I knew a mathematician who couldn’t afford lunch.  He could binomials.
• What did one algebra book say to the other?  “Don’t bother me, I’ve got my own problems.”
• When you keep missing math class it starts to really add up.
• What did the bee say when it solved the problem?  “Hive got it!”
• What’s a math teacher’s favorite season?  SUMmer!
• Why is math considered to be codependent?  It relies on others to solve its problems.
• What math problem do German students have trouble answering?  Do you know what the square root of 81 is? 9!
• What do you call a number that can’t sit still?  A roamin’ numeral!
• What did the student say about the equation she couldn’t solve?  “This is derive-ing me crazy!”

3 Other ways to keep children interested in class

Class doesn’t have to be a boring experience for students. There are many ways to liven up lessons other than telling corny math jokes.

Here are three teaching strategies you can try to make class fun!

1. Game-based learning

It’s no secret that a lot of kids love video games. Use game-based learning in the classroom to liven up lessons and helps classroom learning align with different children's learning needs .

Prodigy is a form of game-based learning that is already used by millions of teachers and students around the globe!

Students get to enjoy a magical world with exciting gameplay and learn math at the same time. Most of the time your class won’t even realize they’re taking part in lessons. It’s all part of the game’s immersive world!

Prodigy’s intuitive design allows for instant marking, feedback, and the ability to create a personalized learning experience for each of your students. It's an engaging tool for educators and all in-game educational content is no-cost for students!

Check out Prodigy today to see if it’s right for your classroom!

2. Flipped classroom

A flipped classroom is a personalized learning strategy where homework and lesson times are switched. Students spend time at home going over material such as videos or recordings of lessons. Then they come to class to work through assignments and practice ideas!

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This means that students come to school prepared to ask questions and get help from their teachers during class time.

This gives students the chance to learn at their own pace. Class time is spent improving knowledge rather than explaining basic concepts for students to work on their own.

3. Genius Hour

The Genius Hour concept gives students a chance to explore topics they’re interested in. Students are responsible for researching a topic, coming up with a project around it, and then presenting it to the class.

As a teacher, you can set aside different amounts of time for your students to work on their passion projects: anything from a couple of hours a month to spare time during the week.

Deadlines aren’t pushed, and creativity blooms when students get to pursue their own projects. During Genius Hour, students are given opportunities to express their passions and take control of their education.

Conclusion: math jokes for kids

Math doesn’t have to be boring. Incorporating the best math jokes into your lessons can make them more fun and memorable!

A study from the National Association of Independent Schools suggests that “by high school, 40 to 60 percent of youth are disengaged.” More importantly, “student engagement is increasingly viewed as one of the keys to addressing problems such as low achievement, boredom and alienation, and high dropout rates.”

Use our list of 101 math jokes to help keep students engaged with lessons...or at the very least to make them laugh!

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100+ Homework Jokes: Making Homework Fun!

Are you tired of the never-ending burden of homework? Do you wish there was a way to lighten the load and add a touch of humor to those tedious study sessions? Well, you’re in luck! In this article, we have compiled over 100 hilarious homework jokes that will not only tickle your funny bone but also help you survive those daunting assignments. From one-liners perfect for Instagram captions to funny anecdotes and stories, we’ve got it all covered. So, sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh your way through the world of homework!

Let’s face it; homework has been the arch-nemesis of students since time immemorial. The mere mention of the word can induce groans and sighs, but fear not, as we’ve gathered an arsenal of jokes to make this academic burden a little lighter. So, brace yourself for some comic relief!

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One-Liners Jokes About Homework for Instagram

• Heading into battle with homework like: “Do or do not. There is no try… to avoid it!”
• Homework: The never-ending quest to find the motivation that’s always missing.
• Teacher: “Why didn’t you do your homework?” Student: “Someone stole my ideas, and I couldn’t find any witnesses.”
• Homework: The only time we count the minutes until our doom.
• “I was doing my homework, and a sudden urge to clean my room came over me. Clearly, it was a sign from the universe.”
• Me: “I finished my homework!” Also me: checks the syllabus and realizes there’s more.
• When you finally finish your homework: “I have become one with the couch. Let the relaxation begin!”
• “Homework, homework on the wall, who’s the laziest of them all? Me!”
• “I don’t always do my homework, but when I do, it’s usually five minutes before class.”
• “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field—of avoiding homework!”

Funny Jokes About Homework

• Teacher: “Why is your homework late?” Student: “Sorry, I had to call in a search party to find my motivation.”
• Why did the pencil go to school? To get more “write” answers for homework!
• “I’m not saying my dog ate my homework, but he definitely had some suspiciously wise ideas during our study session.”
• What’s a vampire’s least favorite homework? Counting all the bats in the cave!
• “Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.”
• Homework: The true test of how well we can Google information and rephrase it in our words.
• “What’s the difference between homework and a pile of leaves? I’m happy when I jump into leaves.”
• Why was the geometry book so full of itself? Because it always had all the right angles!
• “Homework is like a refrigerator. I know I should check it, but I’m afraid of what I’ll find inside.”
• What did the grape say to the student doing homework? “You raisin the bar for procrastination!”

Story Jokes About Homework

• The Tale of the Vanishing Homework: Little Timmy left his homework on his desk overnight. When he returned the next morning, it had mysteriously vanished! The prime suspects? The homework gnome or the mischievous wind that blew it away!
• The Homework Marathon: Once upon a time, a student attempted to complete all their homework in one night. Hours turned into days, and the student emerged victorious but with a newfound respect for time management.
• The Magic Homework Bag: In a land far, far away, there existed a bag that could complete all homework with a wave of its straps. Unfortunately, it only worked if the student believed in its magic.
• The Homework Excuse Olympics: Tom had mastered the art of creating elaborate excuses for unfinished homework. He even won the gold medal for “Most Creative Excuses,” much to his teacher’s dismay.
• The Homework and the Haunted House: A brave student decided to do their homework in an old, spooky mansion. Little did they know that the ghosts within had a penchant for mathematics and history!
• The Quest for the Lost Homework: Three friends embarked on a daring journey to retrieve their lost homework from the treacherous lair of the forgotten backpack monster.
• The Homework Time Capsule: Jenny buried her completed homework in the backyard, hoping to excavate it in the future and marvel at her academic achievements.
• The Talking Homework: A student discovered their homework had come to life, sharing tales of students past and offering helpful tips for surviving the education realm.
• The Homework Exchange: Two students decided to swap their homework for a day. Chaos and hilarity ensued as teachers received unexpected assignments!
• The Homework Party: In a parallel universe, students threw parties to celebrate the completion of homework assignments. The dance moves were exceptional, but the math equations on the walls stole the show!

Key Takeaway

Humor is a powerful tool that can transform even the most mundane tasks, like homework, into enjoyable experiences. Laughter not only helps alleviate stress but also boosts creativity and motivation. So, the next time you’re drowning in a sea of assignments, remember these jokes and let the giggles guide you to academic success!

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10 Hilarious & Clean Homeschool Jokes Guaranteed to Make You Laugh!

• March 2, 2022
• Starting Homeschooling

We can always do with more jokes, so if you think up a good one, add it to the comments below, and I’ll put it in the post!

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Funniest Homeschool Jokes Start Now…

A man is talking to his homeschool graduate friend about a school reunion they just had. Wanting to add something to the conversation, the homeschooler says, ‘Yeah…I just had my homeschool reunion. But, we do it weekly, not annually.” Homeschooler bumps into a schoolchild at the grocery store. As the schoolchild gets to know the homeschooler, he asks, ‘So, do you have to go far to get to school?’ ‘Nope,’ the homeschooler says, ‘just downstairs.’

When a new homeschooler is asked about how homeschool is going, he’s met by pretty positive vibes and the statement, ‘Yeah, it’s going well. We’re getting serious now. Mom just got a world globe and bought me some new pajamas.”

I expelled my son from homeschool for bad behaviour, but he keeps coming back…

I never realized I had split personality. I the morning, I’m a lovely serene being. In the evening, I’m a completely different being… 

A long school day when you’re homeschooled is working past 12pm.

Homeschool Student Jokes

Please note that these jokes are to be taken in a light-hearted way and as a form of humor, and are not always accurate!

Homeschooler to school friend: “I’m the smartest kid in my class. And the most athletic. And the best-looking.” Why do homeschooled kids make such great writers? Because they’re always reading between the lines! (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Why are homeschooled kids so good at science? They’re always conducting experiments at home! What’s the difference between homeschooled kids and public schooled kids? Homeschooled kids have class all day, every day! Why did the homeschooled student bring a ladder to class? Because she wanted to reach new heights in her education! Why do homeschooled kids always have good handwriting? They’re used to writing everything “by hand”! (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Why did the homeschooled student excel in math? Because she was always “schooled” in the subject. Why did the homeschooled student’s computer break? Because it had too many pop-up assignments! How do homeschooled kids stay organized? They always have their homework in their “parent-heses”! Why did the homeschooled student refuse to take a nap? Because she wanted to finish her ‘schools work’ (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Why do homeschooled students love fractions? Because they always have a part of the day to themselves!

Homeschool Mom Jokes

Again, these jokes are to be taken in a light-hearted way and as a form of humor, but no offense is intended towards homeschool moms, they do a great job raising and educating their children.

Why did the homeschool mom go to the grocery store? To stock up on curriculum-ate! Why did the homeschool mom wear glasses? Because she was always “school”ed in the subject! (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I used to joke that I would be that mom who got a call that my kid did something “wrong” and be like, “OK, and…?” Luckily for everyone, I homeschool my kids, or else my mama bear claws would be all out on schools the last year! Why did the homeschool mom paint her living room? She wanted to create a “study-friendly” environment! Why do homeschool moms always know where to find their kids? Because they’re always underfoot! Why did the homeschool mom join a gym? She needed a break from all the “lifting” of heavy textbooks! (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Why do homeschool moms make great detectives? They’re always solving the “mystery” of how to teach a difficult concept! What do you call it when a homeschool mom talks to herself? A parent-teacher conference. When asked what her homeschool method is, Homeschool mom says, ‘I have no idea what method it is, but I’m following it really well.’ My son made a new friend at the playpark and was making conversation. He said, ‘My dad is a Physiotherapist but my mom doesn’t do anything.’ I thought I’d take that one on the chin… (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Why do homeschool moms always have a smile on their face? Because they’re always on “parent-hesis”! Why did the homeschool mom start a garden? She wanted to teach her kids about “root-ing” for knowledge! Why is the homeschool mom a pro at multitasking? Because she has to teach, cook, and parent all at the same time! Why did the homeschool mom invent the whiteboard? Because she needed a bigger “chalk-board”!

You Might Have Been Homeschooled If…

How do you know if someone was homeschooled? Well, you know you’ve been homeschooled if…

• you do all your math homework in one day so you can have the rest of the week off
• ten kids are exiting a van with matching denim outfits
• if you know what grade you’re in, you answer the grade you’re in for each individual subject!
• you think about a grocery store trip as a field trip
• you’re happy to study anywhere…preferably upside down
• your preferred company at the cinema is your parents. Failing that, your siblings
• the school photo has matching uniforms, but not in the traditional manner…
• when you get to college you’re completely surprised to see chairs with little tables attached
• you’ve got no idea about pop culture

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Conclusion to These Funny Homeschool Jokes

In conclusion, jokes about homeschooling are a great way to bond with other homeschoolers and to show the public that homeschooling is a fun and valid option. If you know any good jokes, please share them in the comments below. Let’s keep the laughter going!

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Most adults don't particularly want to relive their schooling experience on a daily basis. They would gladly move on to a new life devoid of homework and teachers. Very, very few adults will passionately blog about their schooling some 15 years after graduating. This makes Rebecca Devitt somewhat unique. As it happens, she was homeschooled. And she loved it. Still does. And she wishes every kid could get a taste of homeschooling at its very best. Her website How Do I Homeschool , is a springboard for parents to see what a life of homeschooling could be for both them & their children. When she's not blogging Rebecca is still homeschooling her-adult-self by learning Latin, growing weird vegetables and most importantly looking after her two children Luke & Penny. She has a husband Tristan and is a participant at Wollongong Baptist Church. She's also written a book about why parents should homeschool called 'Why on Earth Homeschool' .

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This was great. I’m swiping one of them to use in a skit I’m writing for our homeschool co-op. I’ve also written a course for girls that parents can use in lieu of “sex ed” which is more fitness and wellness driven. I’ve link it in my info. Anyway, Thanks for the laughs.

Oh good! Glad you enjoyed it Beth.

103 Teacher and Student Jokes

Injecting humor into the educational sphere, teacher and student jokes have always been a source of amusement. From witty puns to playful quips, these jokes encapsulate the light-hearted banter between educators and learners.

Whether it’s the classic ‘Why did the student bring a ladder to class?’ or the clever wordplay of ‘What’s a teacher’s favorite type of music ?’ these jokes not only bring a smile but also reflect the unique dynamics within classrooms.

Let’s dive into a compilation of 103 rib-tickling teacher and student jokes that’ll leave you giggling and appreciating the fun side of the learning environment.

Top 103 Teacher and Student Jokes:

• Why did the student bring a ladder to class? Because he wanted to go to high school .
• Why did the math book look so sad ? Because it had too many problems.
• Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom? Because he left his keys in the piano .
• Teacher: “Why are you late?” Student: “I had to find my shoes , they were running around without me!”
• Why did the teacher wear sunglasses ? Because her students were so bright!
• Teacher: “What is the chemical formula for water ?” Student: “H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.” Teacher: “What are you talking about?” Student: “Well, yesterday you said it’s H to O!”
• Teacher: “Johnny, give me a sentence starting with ‘I.'” Johnny: “I is…” Teacher: “No, Johnny, it is ‘I am.'” Johnny: “Okay, ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet .'”
• Why did the geography book blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
• Teacher: “How can we get some clean water?” Student: “By cleaning it!”
• Why don’t teachers go to the beach ? Because they can’t control the pupils.
• What would you get if you crossed a teacher and a vampire ? Lots of blood tests!
• Teacher: “Why is your homework in your father’s handwriting?” Student: “I used his pen !”
• Why was the math book unhappy? Because it felt left out of the equation.
• Why did the teacher break his pencil ? Because it was pointless.
• Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake .
• Teacher: “If I had 6 apples in one hand and 5 in the other, what would I have?” Student: “Very large hands!”
• Why was the broom late for class? It over swept!
• What’s a teacher’s favorite type of music? Class-ical!
• Teacher: “Where’s your homework?” Student: “At home… where I left it!”
• Why was the math book always stressed? Because it had too many problems to deal with.
• Teacher: “Why were you looking at the clock all period?” Student: “It’s really the only thing in the room that moves .”
• What kind of plates do teachers like to eat on? Paper ones, because there are no tests to grade!
• Teacher: “Can anyone tell me what ‘transparent’ means?” Student: “It’s something you can see right through, like your joke book.”
• What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor!
• Why didn’t the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees!
• Teacher: “Why are you in school on a Saturday ? There’s no class.” Student: “That’s why I’m here, there’s no class!”
• Why did the computer take its glasses to school? Because it lost its Windows!
• Teacher: “Where are the Great Plains located?” Student: “At the great airports !”
• Why did the clock go to the school? To get some “tick” education!
• Teacher: “Why did you bring a rope to school?” Student: “You always tell me to skip class!”
• Teacher: “Why are you late for school every day?” Student: “Because the bell always rings before I get here!”
• Why did the student eat his textbook? Because he wanted to consume knowledge!
• Teacher: “What’s the capital of California?” Student: “C!”
• Why did the teacher go to the beach? To test the waters!
• Why did the student put his paper on the barbecue? Because the teacher said it was a grill-ing assignment!
• Why did the notebook never argue with the pencil? Because it knew it had a valid point!
• Why did the teacher go to the optician? Because he couldn’t control his pupils!
• Teacher: “How much is half of 8?” Student: “Depends, is it horizontal or vertical?”
• What is a math teacher’s favorite season ? Sum-mer!
• Teacher: “What is the largest city?” Student: “Electricity!”
• Why was the music book so confident? Because it knew it had the right notes!
• Why did the gym teacher get promoted? He really knew how to exercise authority!
• Teacher: “What do you want to become in the future?” Student: “An old man !”
• Why was the math test feeling self-conscious? Because it felt really test-y!
• Why was the math homework full of plants ? It was a botanical equation.
• Teacher: “Why did you draw a cat on your test paper?” Student: “Because you said mark the answers that are ‘purr-fect’.”
• Why did the English book become a king ? Because it knew all the letters in the alphabet!
• Why did the teacher put on a helmet? Because she had a hard class!
• Teacher: “Where is your book?” Student: “At home, having a rest after a long day of work !”
• Why did the teacher call the bank? She wanted her students to pay attention!
• Teacher: “What is the shortest month?” Student: “May, it only has three letters!”
• Why did the chalkboard want to be a teacher? Because it had so many lessons to give!
• What do you call a teacher without students? Happy!
• Teacher: “What is the future of ‘I will write’?” Student: “I will have written you wrote, I wrote!”
• Why was the book at the top of the class? Because it was outstanding in its “field.”
• Why was the computer cold in the classroom? It left its Windows open!
• Teacher: “Which book helped you the most?” Student: “My father’s checkbook!”
• Why did the tomato turn red ? Because it saw the salad dressing!
• Why was the math teacher suspicious of the numbers? Because something didn’t add up!
• Teacher: “What will you do after high school?” Student: “Get older !”
• Why was the science book always unsure? Because it had too many theories!
• Why was the school bell always told off? Because it always sounded off!
• Teacher: “How much is a gram?” Student: “Depends, is it butter , sugar, or Instagram?”
• What’s a teacher’s favorite candy ? Chalk-late!
• Why did the teacher marry the janitor ? Because he swept her off her feet !
• Teacher: “Why did you bring your cat to school?” Student: “Because I heard about the petting zoo in the biology class!”
• Why do math books hate vacations ? They’re afraid of summer loss!
• What do you call a math teacher who bakes? A pi maker!
• Teacher: “How do you spell ‘crocodile’?” Student: “K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L.” Teacher: “No, that’s wrong.” Student: “Maybe, but you asked me how ‘I’ spell it!”
• Why don’t biology books ever play hide and seek ? Because they always get spotted!
• Why did the student bring scissors to class? Because he wanted to cut class!
• Teacher: “What are you doing outside the classroom?” Student: “Following your rule. No talking inside the class!”
• Why did the student keep a can of soda on his desk? Because he wanted to have a soft drink in hard classes!
• Why did the grammar book go to therapy ? Because it had a lot of tense issues!
• Teacher: “How many seconds in a minute?” Student: “60.” Teacher: “How many seconds in a year?” Student: “12 – January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd…”
• Why was the physics book so full of itself? Because it had all the energy!
• Why was the student’s report card underwater? Because his grades were below C level!
• Teacher: “Why are you sleeping in class?” Student: “Your voice is so smooth, it makes me sleepy.”
• What do you call a teacher who never sits down? A stand-up educator!
• Why did the notebook feel left out? Because it was not on the same page!
• Why was the math homework depressed ? Because it had too many problems!
• Teacher: “What are continents?” Student: “Tiny pieces of land surrounded by Coke and Pepsi!”
• Why did the math teacher go fishing ? To catch some pi!
• What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil? Stop going in circles and get to the point!
• Why was the history book always getting into fights ? Because it had a lot of dates !
• Teacher: “Why is your essay on ‘My Dog’ exactly the same as your brother’s?” Student: “Because it’s the same dog !”
• Why did the art book get a time-out? Because it was drawing too much attention!
• Why did the music teacher get an award? Because he had perfect pitch!
• Teacher: “What is the opposite of ‘progress’?” Student: “Congress!”
• Why was the eraser bad at making decisions? Because it always went back on its word!
• Why was the science lab a mess? Because it had a lot of chemistry !
• Teacher: “Why did you bring a spoon to school?” Student: “Well, you always say there’s no such thing as a free lunch !”
• Why did the student become a baker ? Because he was a smart cookie!
• Why did the computer take its hat off? Because it was time for a screen capture!
• What do you call a teacher who can play the piano? A key-per of knowledge!
• Why did the math book go to the party alone? Because it didn’t have any functions!
• Teacher: “What is photosynthesis ?” Student: “When your Instagram post gets many likes!”
• Why was the music book always getting in trouble? Because it couldn’t keep a straight note!
• Why did the PE teacher go to the bakery ? Because he needed good buns!
• Why did the geography book bring a suitcase to class? Because it was packed with information!
• Teacher: “What is the longest sentence you know?” Student: “Life imprisonment!”
• Why did the English book join the circus ? Because it had perfect grammar-nastics!
• Why did the math teacher never get sick? Because he always took plenty of vitamin Pi!

From puns about math books feeling ‘left out of the equation’ to clever retorts showcasing quick-witted students, these 103 teacher and student jokes offer a glimpse into the humorous side of academia.

They highlight the relatable moments, humorous misunderstandings, and playful interactions between teachers and pupils. As we chuckle at these jokes, let’s remember the joyous moments within the classroom that transcend beyond textbooks and lessons.

Embracing humor in education fosters an enjoyable learning atmosphere, making these jokes not only hilarious but also a testament to the lighthearted connections that make the teaching and learning experience truly special.

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Homework Jokes

152 homework jokes and hilarious homework puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about homework that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Having trouble staying motivated for homework? Check out these hilarious jokes about no homework, math homework, assignments, errands and paperwork. Need help getting your work done? Let these amusing jokes be the light in your tunnel of homework.

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Funniest Homework Short Jokes

Short homework jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The homework humour may include short home work jokes also.

• My ADD always beats me when I'm trying to do my homework. The dyslexia doesn't help either.
• Father: When Abe Lincoln was your age he walked 9 miles to school and did homework by candlelight. Son: When Lincoln was your age he was President.
• My mom said that if I don't get off my computer and do my homework, she's gonna slam my head on the keyboard. But I don't give a fuskhhkxkhdkhhskhd
• Why did the kid eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake. -My 6 year old Nephew
• My son looked up from his homework and asked me, "Dad, what's an acorn ?" I smiled and explained... "Well, in a nutshell, it's an oak tree!"
• My mom said that if I don't get off the computer and do my homework she'll slam my head into the keyboard , but I think she's jokinfreoiwjr67uiwosi94ckcjfkdald87lakdofasdkfj
• how do you know asians have broken into your home? the dog is gone, the homework is done and they're still trying to get out of the driveway
• My daughter came home from school yesterday and told us this joke: What do you get from a fat cow? Homework.
• The student and the teacher. JACK: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do?" TEACHER:" Of course not. " JACK: "Good, because I haven't done my homework ...."
• For my chemistry homework, I was supposed to write a thousand words on acid. I tried, but my pen turned into a rainbow-coloured giraffe and then the desk melted.

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Which homework one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with homework? I can suggest the ones about school work and housework.

• Why are Chinese kids so good at math? Because their dog doesn't eat their homework
• Why are Asians so good at Math? Their dogs can't eat their homework.
• What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window? Where you going essay!?
• H.o.m.e.w.o.r.k Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge
• Can teachers give homeless kids... ... homework?
• Are you my homework? Because I wanna slam you on my desk and do you all night.
• I asked a friend if I could copy his calculus homework He told me to know my limits
• Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
• What is an extreme sport? Doing your homework while your teacher is collecting it.
• I always put my glasses on when doing Math homework. It improves division
• Why did my brother eat his homework? Because my mother told him it was a piece of cake.
• What's long, hard, and scary when you first see it? Calculus homework.
• I'll do you like I do my homework... For two minutes.
• What is thin, white, and scary? Homework.
• I got a paper cut from my Statistics homework. What are the odds?

Here is a list of funny no homework jokes and even better no homework puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• For cookery class, our homework was to bake something. I said I'd bake dog biscuits. No idea how to, but i have a great excuse when i don't hand in my homework.
• Russia's Three Steps to Homework Step 1. Putin it off Step 2. Stalin Step 3. Russian to finish
• What did the Mexican say when a gust of wind blew his homework out the window? Come back essay!
• Teacher: did your father help you with your homework? Student: no he did it all by himself
• Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you down on my desk. Try to do you for 5 minutes, give up, cry, and have my dad do you for me.
• Why did Johnny fail his programming class? His mom kept telling him to do his homework, "No ifs, ands, or buts!"
• My daughter is making graphs for her math homework. Awfully suspicious... Pretty sure she's plotting something.
• A teacher asks her student Teacher: What does a Bee gives us? Student: Honey Teacher: What does a cow gives us? Student: Milk Teacher: What does a fat pig gives us? Student: Homework
• How do you know if an Asian person has robbed your house? When you come home, your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and they're still trying to back out of the driveway.
• My teacher took off points when I spilled my juice on my Calculus homework... ... Apparently, I shouldn't drink and derive.

Here is a list of funny math homework jokes and even better math homework puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Math Teacher: Your homework looks like chicken scratch, but you have all the correct answers Later at Home: I think she's on to us, mathmachicken
• I was so busy with maths homework that I didn't brush my teeth for a week The calculus had built up, and it was starting to get quite hard.
• My son asked if I could help him with his math homework. He said "Do I know the square root of minus 1?" I said "aye"
• My friend asked me to assist him with his math homework. I should probably help him before he stops *counting* on me.
• How do you know you've been burgled by asians? You come home to find your math homework was done, your computer was upgraded, and they're still trying to back down the driveway.
• Hey girl, are you my math homework? Because I want to do you on the table
• I mailed my maths homework to Barack Obama, Vladimir Putin and Queen Elizabeth II ...it said to give my answers to 3 significant figures.
• I'll do you like my math homework Slam you on the table, try to do you, but give up and pay someone to finish you
• Why did Obi-wan not do his math homework? Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.
• A math tutor agrees to help a hot student with her homework. His friends upon hearing this ask him if he made it to 3rd base with her. The math tutor replies "no. I made it to base 10."

Here is a list of funny homework assignment jokes and even better homework assignment puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How did the deaf teacher give his deaf students their homework instructions? He assigned it
• Why don't I lose homework assignments? Because I protect my packets with SSL.

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Humorous Homework Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about homework you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean research paper jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make homework pranks.

Q: Why did the school kids eat their homework? A: Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.

An escalating series of math jokes

Me: Roses are red. Violets are blue. Math is hard, and so I am. Her: I wish you were my differential equations homework... because if you were, you would be hard and I would be doing you on my desk. Me: Well, I'm awfully glad you're not *my* differential equations homework... because if you were, you would be 6 weeks late.

Meanie-Pie Girl

I was working on a large amount of math homework in a group today, and one of the female participants was being prissy and in general a nuisance. So I patted her on the head. She says, 'Did you just pat me on the head?' So I say, "Yes, you were being mean so I was de-meaning you."

Theory vs Reality

Little Billy had a homework assignment to compare theory and reality. The boy asked his father what the difference was between theory and reality. His father told him, 'Go ask your mother if she would have s**... with the mailman for a million dollars.' The boy asks his mother and she says she would. Billy tells his father she would have s**... with the mailman for million dollars. The father then tells the boy, 'Now go as your sister if she would have s**... with the mailman for a million dollars.' The boy asks his sister and she to says she would have s**... with the mailman. Little Billy goes and tells his father both his mom and his sister would have s**... with the mailman and his father says, "Well son, in theory we're multimillionaires, but in reality we live with a couple of w**....

You know what bothers me about arson?

He's never doing his homework. Yarr.

My Indian engineering teacher told us this today

Growing up in America, you've probably heard your parents say, "Eat your food, there are starving children in India." But I tell my children, "Do your math homework or an Indian child will eat your food."

What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework?

He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.

Joke I came up with when I was ten

So a student walks into his classroom early and approaches the teacher. He says: "I just wanted to tell you that I couldn't do my homework last night" The teacher asks: "Why not?" The students replies: "Because I ran out" Teacher: "Of notebook paper?" Student: "No, of toilet paper" Teacher: "What does that have to do with anything?" Student: "I had to improvise" It's a really bad joke but I remember my parents thought it was funny.

So i met a h**... today who said she would do anything for five bucks

Guess who got their homework done!

My friend is a prison warden currently doing sensitivity training. His homework entails "What would you do if you saw two curious inmates indulging in i**...? "

I said "Why can't we just let bi-cons be bi-cons?!"

"I'm gonna treat you like I treat my homework"

"Oh, you're going to slam me on your desk and do me all night?" "No, I'm going to stare at you and think there's so many better things I could be doing..."

A teacher is teaching.

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!" (sorry for the TERRIBLE title)

An elementary teacher is talking about animals to her students...

Teacher: What does the chicken give you? Kids: Meat! Teacher: Very good. What does the pig give you? Kids: Meat! Teacher: Great! What does the cow give you? Kids: Homework!

and the kid got kicked out of class...

Student: Teacher, can I get in trouble for something I didnt do? Teacher: of course not, John. That would be silly. Student: Okay good, because I didn't do my homework!

Teacher is teaching kids Teacher: what does the chicken give you? Student: meat! Teacher: what does the pig give you? Student: bacon! Teacher: what does the fat cow give you? Student: HOMEWORK!!

Found my son and his girlfriend n**... in his room.

And I was like "*s**...-education* is so advanced now that they also give homework!"

A student walks up to his teacher...

-Student: "Miss, would you blame someone for something that they didn't do?" -Teacher: "No of course not. I would never do that." -Student: "Good, because I didn't do my homework."

What does the fat cow give you?

Teacher: "Kids,what does the little chicken give you?" Student: "Eggs!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the squealy pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

A kindergarten teacher asks her students what animals provide us...

She said, "What does a chicken give us?" and the students replied, "Eggs". She then asked, "What does a pig give us?" and the students replied a joyous "Bacon". Finally she asked "What does a cow give us?" and before anyone could answer little Johnny said "Homework". Joke provided by my ten year old son.

A blonde was lying in the grass...

One afternoon, a college student is walking across the Green and sees a pretty blonde lying in the grass staring up at the clear blue sky. "Getting a tan?" he asks. "No! Do you think that just because I'm blonde I'm focussing on my looks? I'm actually a very good student and right now I'm getting a head start on my homework!" "Oh, I'm sorry. What class is it for?" "Astronomy!"

Q:Why Do Russian Students Always Turn in Their Homework Late?

**A:Because, all they ever learn about is Stalin.** Q: What did the student's get as a result of never turning in their homework on time? **A: Bad Marx.**

What's a sharks favorite game?

s**... the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

Why did jimmy eat his Homework?

Because the previous day, the teacher told her students; "Don't worry guys, it's gonna be a piece of cake".

Funny Comeback

Teacher: where is your homework? Kid: at home. Teacher: why is it at home? Kid: it's called HOME work for a reason. Teacher: are you being smart with me! Kid: this IS school isn't it? Aren't you supposed to be smart.

I told my dad that I was having trouble getting all my homework done...

So he told me, "if you wait til the last minute, it'll only take a minute"

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going?

A first grade teacher was trying to teach her students about animals

She said "What does the fat Cow give us?" Her students shouted out "Milk!" Unanimously. She then said "Well done! Now, what does the fluffy chicken give us?" Her students responded with "Eggs!" She then said "Good work! Now for the last question. What does the big pig give us?" Her students paused for a moment and they all shouted "Homework!"

At School: What Does It Give You?

Kids, what does the chicken give you? Meat! Very good! Now what does the pig give you? Bacon! Great! And what does the fat cow give you? Homework!

An Asian person robbed my house.

1. My homework is done. 2. My computer is upgraded to its maximum potential. 3. There's a person trying to back out of the driveway.

Teacher: "What can you get from a chicken?"

Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

My mom told me if i didnt get off the computer and do my homework she would bang my head against the keyboard

I think she mighfkgk57mo58ktzsrazxv78p

Are you my homework?

Because you make me anxious and I won't try to do you until its far, far too late.

Teacher : Why didn't you write your homework? Pupil : My dad is in a hospital

*7 days later* T : why didn't you write your homework this time? P : my dad is still in the hospital. T : wow, this must be serious. *1 month later* T : Let me guess, you didn't do your homework because your father is still in the hospital. P : Indeed. T: well, how come? P : he's a doctor.

A teacher was quizzing Johnny on farm animals

Teacher: "Johnny, what does the chicken give you?" Johnny: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Johnny: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Johnny: "Homework!"

Teacher: What do you do after school?

1st Student: I go and buy w**... from Yakobo 2nd Student: I always go and buy cigarettes from Yakobo. 3rd Student: I go and buy c**... from Yakobo. 4th Student: I always stay at home and do my homework. Teacher: You are a great student, I hereby appoint you as the class monitor. You are a good example to other students. What's your name? 4th Student: Yakobo

Appointing a class monitor..

*Teacher*: What do you do after school? *1st Student*: I go and buy w**... from Yakobo *2nd Student*: I always go and buy cigarettes from Yakobo. *3rd Student*: I go and buy c**... from Yakobo. *4th Student*: I always stay at home and do my homework. *Teacher:* You are a great student, I hereby appoint you as the class monitor. You are a good example to other students. What's your name? *4th Student*: Yakobo *Teacher*: Satan!

Pupil: My neighbour, Mr Chang, got run over and killed by a steam roller. Teacher: Johnny! That's awful and has nothing to do with the homework I set you. Sit down immediately!

Pupil: But Miss, you said we had to talk about crushed Asians.

Difference between Hypothetical and actual

So a young boy comes home from school and says, "dad, my teacher said my homework for the night is to find out the difference between hypothetical and actual." His dad says, " well son, go ask your mother if she'd sleep with her boss for a million dollars. Then, go ask your sister if she'd sleep with her principal for a million dollars and come back, tell me what they said. " So the young boy goes and asks both his mom and sister, comes back. "dad, they both said yes." "Well son, that's your answer." "But I don't get it", the boy says.  "Ya see, HYPOTHETICALLY we could be millionaires but, we're ACTUALLY living with a couple of w**...."

Little Ahmed is doing his biology homework.

He comes upon a question: "What separates the head from the body?" Ahmed answers: "The axe"

A girl is doing her homework and her little brother walks in. She asks him for help with a question and he refuses. Angrily she says "Just tell me what the division of two cells is and I won't hurt you". He still won't tell her so she stamps on his foot. "Tell me!" she yells "ouch! mitosis!."

A teacher in class with her students

+ Alright kids, so what does the chicken give us? - Eggs! They answer in unison. + Very good! And what does the pig give us? - Meat! + Excellent! And how about the cow? - Homework!

Little Johnny raises his hand in class one day...

and asks "Teacher, will you punish me for something I didn't do?" "Of course not" says the teacher. "Good," says Little Johnny, "cause I didn't do my homework."

How do you know if you have been robbed by an Asian?

Your rice is gone. Your homework is done. Your computer is fixed. And he is still backing out of the driveway....

A Calculus student is stuck in traffic...

After waiting 20 minutes with little movement, he decides to catch up on his homework. 5 Minutes in, he feels thirsty and realizes he has an unopened bottle of Coke in his backpack. He takes it out and opens it. However, as soon as he takes his first sip, a nearby police car start flashing it's lights and orders him to pull over to the side. When the cop reaches his car, the student asks: "What am I being stopped for?" The cop answers: "Drinking and deriving."

A kid in school hands in a blank piece of paper for his art homework.

The teacher says, "What's this?" The kid says, "A picture of a cow eating grass." The teacher asks, "Where's the grass?" The kid says, "The cow ate it all." "Ok, then where's the cow?" "It left because there was no more grass."

A woman asks her husband...

about the electromagnetic spectrum so that she may help her son with his homework. She asks, "sweetheart, what comes after visible light again?" The father answers, "Ultraviolet, darling."

A teacher asks the class,"What do you do after school, kids?"

Anthony says "I buy w**... from Yakobo" Emily says "I buy booze from Yakobo" Shaun says "I buy c**... from Yakobo" The teacher definitely didn't want to hear this type of responses, so she asks another random kid whom she didn't know that well. "I complete my homework" he says. Pleased, the teacher says "very good! What's your name, child?" "I'm Yakobo"

A teacher is giving a lesson when suddenly she hears someone scream outside the classroom.

She rushes out the door to find one of her students on the ground crying. Teacher: Oh my God, what happened?! Student: Someone just pulled a gun on me and tried to rob me! Teacher: Oh my God, are you okay? Student: Yes. All they took was my homework.

A p**... said she'll do anything for $30

Guess who completed my 2 months' homework

The boy was upset when he came home from school...

Mom I was sent home from school. Why is that? ask the concerned mom. First the teacher asked what you get from sheep. I said wool. Then she asked what you get from a pig. I said bacon. Then she asked what you get from a fat cow. I said homework.

A young Asian boy comes home with his homework

He puts the paper in front of his father saying Daddy! Look! I did so well I got a seahorse sticker! The father replies C-HORSE? WHY NOT A-HORSE

Me: Girlll! Im going to treat you like I treat my homework!

Girl: And how might that be? Me: I'm going to slam you on the desk and do you all night long

The teacher asks, "Flora, what part of the human body increases ten times when excited?"

Flora blushes and says, "That's disgusting, I won't even answer that question." The teacher calls on Johnny: "What part of the human body increases ten times when excited?" "That's easy," says Johnny. "It's the pupil of the eye." "Very good, Johnny," responds the teacher. "That's correct." She then turns to Flora and says, "First, you didn't do your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, you're in for a BIG disappointment."

My nephew was doing his history homework and asked me what I knew about Galileo?

I said, "He was a poor boy, from a poor family."

"Dad, can you help me with my homework?"

"Sure son" "What are 5 animals that live in the ocean?" "3 whales and two dolphins" "Thanks dad" "Anytime"

Why did the kids eat their homework?

The teacher said it was a piece of cake

There was a young man weeping

The man was sitting at a library table A young lady approached him and asked what was wrong He replied It's complicated And showed his calculus homework

A little boy was doing his math homework and practicing out loud, Two plus six, that son of a b**... is eight...

Three plus seven, that son of a b**... is ten." Hearing what he was saying, his mother asked him what he was doing. He answered that he was doing his math homework. "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" she asked her son to which he replied yes. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher what she is teaching in math class. The teacher said, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked if she was teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a b**... is four. Laughing, the teacher replied, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.

When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was. "It's a period,'' said the little boy. "Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?'' ''Darned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."

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“100+ Homework Jokes: Laughing Your Way to A+ Procrastination!”

1 November 2023

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Tired of the never-ending battle with the academic beast? Fed up with the relentless assault of the “daily grind” that we so affectionately call assignments, exercises, and those dreaded tasks? Well, fear not, for in this whirlwind of wit and wisdom, we’re about to embark on a journey through the land of pencils, papers, and the perplexing puzzles of pedagogy. So, fasten your seatbelts, folks, as we dig deep into the treasure trove of hilarious homework anecdotes that will make you question whether to laugh, cry, or perhaps just drop out altogether!

“20 Hilarious Quizzes to Outsmart Your After-School Assignments”

• Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
• What did one pencil say to the other pencil? You’re looking sharp!
• Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
• What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
• Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
• How do you organize a space party? You “planet”!
• What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
• Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
• What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
• What did one hat say to the other hat? “You stay here; I’ll go on ahead.”
• Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
• What did one plate say to the other plate? “Lunch is on me!”
• Why did the student bring a ladder to school? Because he thought it was high school!
• How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle”!
• What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear.
• What did the zero say to the eight? “Nice belt!”
• Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician? Because he was outstanding in his field!
• What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange!

“Cracking 20 Rib-Tickling Riddles for Yet Another Night of Homework Hilarity!”

• Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
• What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
• What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
• Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
• Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
• What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
• What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite!
• Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
• What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
• Why don’t skeletons fight each other? Because they don’t have the guts!
• What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
• Why did the scarecrow become a successful therapist? Because he was outstanding in his field!
• Why did the computer catch a cold? It had too many windows open!
• Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!

“Another 20 Ways to Dodge the Homework: Laugh Your Assignments Away!”

• Why was the math book sad at night? Because it had too many problems to sleep.
• Why did the student bring a ladder to school? Because they wanted to go to high school.
• What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.
• Why was the broom late for class? Because it overswept.
• Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
• Why did the student bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house.
• What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
• Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
• Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? Because he was outstanding in his field.
• Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open.
• Why don’t skeletons fight each other? Because they don’t have the guts.
• Why did the student eat their homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

“20 Hilarious Takes on Another Round of Scholastic Shackles”

• What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
• Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
• How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
• Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician? Because he was outstanding in debates too.
• What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner.”
• Why did the computer catch a cold? Because it had too many windows open.
• What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle.
• Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
• How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
• Why did the broom go to school? Because it wanted to be a little sweeper.

“20 Unbeatable Quips About Yet Another Homework Hassle”

• Why did the pencil go to therapy? It had too many sharp feelings.
• How do you organize a space party? You “planet!”
• How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
• What do you call a cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
• Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
• How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle!”

“Unearthed: The Hidden Gems of Homework Humor!”

So, as we wrap up this laughter-filled expedition through the realm of assignments, let’s leave you with this thought: Homework, the constant companion of students, can be a relentless foe, but it also brings the gift of humor. Whether you’re chuckling at algebraic antics or giggling over grammar gaffes, remember to visit our site for more homework hilarity that’ll keep your spirits high and your pencils sharp. Happy reading!

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Necessity of online homework help.

Contemporary world is a scene for competitions. Starting at early childhood environment immerse us into struggle for best positions. With constant population growth it becomes harder to get a place in kindergartens, schools for gifted children, prestigious universities and, of course, you are not alone in desire to have a well-paid job. Children since early age know that they must study hard, devote themselves into different subjects, and be successful and active in post-school projects. Under pressure of numerous complex tasks no wonder they often require homework help. For their needs special websites were launched. And now every child can get guidance and online homework help from every corner of the world. With opportunity to ask questions about necessary subjects he will at his own pace learn information. This also adds more individuality to process of studying, as children might experience problems with concentrated and fast group-learning. Online homework help is not merely a way to make grades better and to finish all tasks in time, it's personal attention and support. Websites offer plenty of subjects to work at, but according to searches most popular (as it's complicated to understand) is math homework help. This subject is a nightmare for both schoolchildren and their parents.

Why using college homework help is beneficial

It might come as surprise for graduates but when you enter college or university, amount of homework will be only increasing. Yes, besides lectures and practical courses you are obliged to do some homework too. And it might be incredibly more complicated than all things you have done in school. Plenty of students are struggling to cope with amount of tasks themselves but some are looking for websites for college homework help. With current subjects, with unknown teachers, with new classrooms it's stressful enough for young people to be focused. That's why students choose homework help discord, a place to discuss all difficulties online and solve problems. With guidance and support of experts it's easier to understand unknown topics and work on self-improvement. It's recommended not to torture yourself and get accounting homework help or any other kind of assistance. With wide range of professionals you can find a person no matter how complicated your task is.

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Do you ever feel like doing your homework is a waste of time? Well, you’re not alone. Plenty of people feel that way, including me. I used to dread homework and would even go to the library after school to try to get them done before heading home but I just hated it! Now, that I think about it, homework memes could have been just what I needed to improve my mood.

If you’re looking for a good laugh (or just some validation that you’re not the only one who hates homework), then check out these 37 hilarious homework memes. Take a break from studying and get a much-needed laugh, you’ll be glad you did. Enjoy!

Let the homework memes begin!

1) “A degree is called a degree because at the end, your total grade is made up of 360 credits. I’m baffled. I should be at university.”

2) “Ay you people, why don’t you do your homework?”

3) “Brace yourself, homework is coming.”

4) “A day may come when I start my assignments but it is not this day.”

5) “Did you just swear? I could’ve sworn I heard the word homework.”

6) “Do your homework now.”

7) “Doing homework at 4:00 am.”

8) “Even if homework for a class only counts for ten percent of your overall grade, do it. If you make a mistake on a test your grade can still be pretty good.”

9) “Expects you to have all your homework in on time. Takes weeks to grade it.”

10) “Finds all answers to homework on Google.”

11) “Finish homework over the weekend? I’ll just relax on Saturday and do the rest on Sunday .”

12) “Getting back an essay after being marked: Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.”

13) “Me handing in my essays: Started making it. Had a breakdown. Bon appetite.”

14) “Homework? Ain’t nobody got time for that.”

15) “How to start an essay: Buckle your seat belts, [censored], because in eight short pages I am going to learn u a thing that I only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-RedBull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza.

16) “I leave homework to the last day because I’ll be older and therefore wiser.”

17) “Imagine a world with no homework.”

Funny and clean memes when you just want to sleep!

18) “Just me when I finally finish my homework at 3 am.”

19) “Keep calm and do your homework.”

20) “When you know you did a bad job but you’re just proud you finished your assignment.”

21) “Me writing an essay like…The. Break time!”

22) “My anxieties have anxieties.”

23) “Oh ‘You didn’t have time to do your homework?’ Tell me again about the 3 hours you spent on your phone.”

24) “Okay, I absolutely have to do this assignment.”

25) “Please tell me more about why you did not have time to finish your two-minute homework during your 48-hour weekend.”

26) “‘I’m so glad my holiday is over so I can work long hours and stay up late to check homework.’ Said no teacher ever.”

27) “Study. Sleep.”

28) “Teacher: Finish homework. Me: Must get it done.”

29) “That face you make when you realize you have homework.”

30) “You want to be wise? Do your homework!”

31) “Homework: The teachers’ way of knowing how smart the parent is.”

32) “What if I told you it doesn’t matter how many points this is worth.”

33) “When the bell rings and the teacher forgot to mention the homework.”

34) “Why is this me: Me thinking about my dream job. Me studying for my dream job.”

35) “Writing an essay the night before it’s due: I’m going to type every word I know! Rectangle. America. Megaphone. Monday. Butthole.”

36) “You have to do homework? Your life must be so hard.”

37) “If it’s called ‘homework’ what would it be called if you live in an apartment?”

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